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Mathematic Jokes ☺
- When a student asked her grandmother for help "finding the least common denominator" the grandmother replied, "You mean they haven't found that yet. They were looking for it when I was in school."
- What does a mathematician call the occupied restroom on an airplane? .... (A hy-pot-en-use)
- What does a bull add with? .... (a cow-cu-lator)
- What do mathematicians sleep on? .... (ma-trices)
- What does a dentist scrape from your teeth? .... (calculus)
- What do you do with yarn and a needle? .... (u-nit)
- What do you call a sunburned man? .... (a tan-gent)
- What kind of insect is good at math? .... (an account-ant)
- How do you make seven even? .... (take away the "s")
- Why did the student eat his math exam?
- .... (because the teacher said that it was "a piece of cake")
- Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions.
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